Looks like Darth Bannon may have finally met his bullying parallel with the House Freedom Caucus, aka: the Teaklutzklan. Sadly, due to gerrymandering and the fact most of their districts are in the bowels of America’s redneckistan, the Freedom Cavemen just about have guaranteed reelection in 2018. So, a decree on high from Lord Cirrhosis himself elicited quite the pubescent reproach. Who’d have thunk it would be that same guarantee that would have emboldened the teaballs to tell Bannon to stick it where the sun don’t shine?
— The Hill (@thehill) March 25, 2017
But once again Twitter had the absolute best commentary on the bloated liver transplant candidate:
@thehill any minute now all his “skin” is going to come sliding right off and reveal the demon within
— Erin T (@thworpspeed) March 25, 2017
I knew I’d seen him before-Raiders of the Lost Ark, it LIVES.
@RawStory well he is on the republican *shitlist* for Bannon..ooooooooooohhh bigly
— Adrienne Young (@gentlemindmom) March 25, 2017
Not sure I’d want to be anywhere near Bannon’s shit, or his list, or anywhere within a 5 mile radius of said shit.
@RawStory Bloated Wolverine turned out to be just…bloated.
— BigGrin94 (@BigGrin94) March 25, 2017
Poor Hugh Jackman, what a way to go.
@thehill and they spanked his a** and told him you ain’t running sh*t up in here. Hahaha!
— CScott (@CScott54) March 25, 2017
@thehill Was there a plastic tarp in the middle of the floor?
— Neil Durnin (@niallsworld) March 25, 2017
I bet Bannon packs his own tarps.
@thehill How is it the writers of Homeland knew so much about Bannon?? Who leaked?
— AnnaB (@WriterAnnaB) March 25, 2017
@thehill How does he have the strength to pull himself out of that gin bottle every morning?
— Chris B (@remymarcchris) March 25, 2017
@thehill so much for his threats,surprised he didn’t blame the Jewish population for their 60+ days of abject incompetence and failure
— peter zecher (@pztuc) March 25, 2017
@Cheetohjesus4 Looking at this face makes me itch.
— paris langford (@weeweeparee) March 25, 2017
Not enough cortisone on the planet.
Henry really sums up the jaundiced scruffy potato and his ilk best.
— AnotherPlanet’sHell (@cravennewworld) March 25, 2017
No doubt Bannon’s taking names, but the self cannibalism of the Rethuglican’s is just beautiful.