Bristol Palin’s Rant About The Meanies Who Won’t Perform For Trump Is The Dumbest Thing Ever Written

Bristol Palin has done it again. The *ahem* all-knowing woman who taught abstinence and monogamy by demonstrating how to do the exact opposite has once again captivated an audience of idiots with more words of wisdom that will have them nodding their heads with delight. Her target: celebrities who refuse to perform for Trump’s inauguration.

Yes, the mighty Bristol, whose blog is one of those set up to click through 5 pages for maximum ad revenue even though she only managed to spill 412 words from the stewpot atop her neck, has decided that all of the celebrities who have told Trump to f*ck off have done so because he represents the GOP.

These three paragraphs, scribbled in crayon and transcribed to her blog by a six-year-old, detail just how she feels about these big meanies while proving yet again that she’s as clueless as her mother. I’m going to quote them for you, then tear them apart old-school Brawl Hall style because…I’m a troll.

If Donald Trump were still just a regular old billionaire and threw a party at Trump Tower in New York City, celebrities would be lined up out the door, and the most famous artists would be pining for a chance to perform. But because he will be inaugurated as the next Republican president in January, these same mega-celebrities, who would normally drool over an invitation to sing for the president, want no part of it.

Just so we’re clear, Bristol, you’re an idiot. Before his run for President, Trump was considered low-hanging fruit in the entertainment industry. Nobody was pining to be near him for any reason. People who knew him considered him a douchebag and a con artist. While being a Republican certainly does work against him, because entertainers tend to be liberals and Republicans tend to be assholes, you may want to consider that Trump’s over-the-top extremism may have something to do with why nobody but the scum of the earth, yourself included, wants anything to do with him.

Trump’s inauguration team sought out some of the world’s greatest musicians, but nearly all of them have refused for fear of backlash or to stand against him politically.

No, stupid, that’s not why they refused at all. Picture it: Elton John and Katie Perry, sitting there thinking to themselves, “gee, I really want to perform for Lord Cheeto at his coronation but I’m afraid of how it will look at my next bridge game with Joy Behar.” Get a clue, you simpleton. He’s a sexist, racist, xenophobic, homophic, Islamophobic douche who is about to lead America into its next great recession — or worse, send our kids off to war for profit and hand the reigns of industry to the lowest common denominator of scientific ignorance.

Isn’t it amazing how “not cool” it is to be conservative in the public eye? Either Hollywood is that far off – or we have so many sissies we have in the spot light too scared to stand for what they believe in!

I just love this paragraph. Not because that “not cool” statement is so obviously idiotic but because the entire second sentence is a trainwreck of poor grammar and syntax. It’s always fun to troll the morons who comment on trash like Bristol’s blog. It’s even better when the author makes a fool of herself first. She’s right…we have so many sissies we have in the spot light.


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Luckily, the article then goes on to 5 or 6 pages you have to click to see who the celebrities are, with each new tap of the mouse sending some more cabbage into Bristol’s bank account. Not that I have issues with people clicking ads. As a matter of fact, please take some time right about now and find one that looks enticing.

The issue I have with Bristol Palin is that she’s famous for absolutely nothing. People listen to her because she’s a hypocrite. She’s an uneducated buffoon whose entire world view comes directly from her mother’s failed political career. Her blog is chock-full of stupid. The day she finally decides to ride the wave of obscurity into oblivion can’t possibly come soon enough.

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