A small collective of more-Christian-than-you individuals have discovered something so mind-blowing that it will literally cause the collapse of not only the American government, but possibly capitalism itself. Retail stores are colluding in a plot with the government to prepare your children for bestiality and human/animal hybrids by possessing them with demons contained in popular children’s dolls.
The evidence couldn’t be more clear, as Facebook user Jessica Loewen Mason points out.
But it isn’t just 2 headed dolls that are stealing our kids’ souls. Other ones are indoctrinating our youth for “unnatural things!
Not long after the big reveal, fellow people who were also saved by Jesus showed up to tell her how totally correct she was.
If you thought Jessica was bad, wait till you see her friend Brandi who refuses to take her medication as prescribed.
Without Jessica and other mindful “Christian” Ghostbusters like her, America would have fallen to doom. Lets all give her a rousing round of applause and be thankful that she will vote to protect America from the dangers of our own government using demonic dolls which were made in China against our children.