Conservatives Accuse Obama Of Having A Boner To Excuse Trump’s Sexual Assault (VIDEO)

This is the actual headline — Michelle Obama Very Upset With Trump’s Words But OK With Obama Flashing a Boner to Reporters? Because he was totally doing that. Right? I mean, they wouldn’t lie. Would they?

The Gateway Pundit is playing the angle of Erections In Elections with a new story they’re pushing about that time Obama totally flashed a huge boner directly in the face of reporters, some of which were women! So logically, this means that before we can talk about Trump grabbing women by the hoo-ha — and other various depraved acts of sexual theater — we must first impeach Obama for slinging around a 2×4.

Here’s a screenshot that they opted to share on their website as “proof.”

obam-erection

I’ll cut right to the chase here. I’m a guy, and as a result I have some experience with the concept of a boner. A cursory glance at this photo doesn’t exactly shout OH MY GOD WHATS THAT HUGE THING POINTING AT ME?! Unless that’s not his leg… then that’d be a whole different discussion.

Then they added this video that is further “proof”:

When you write about a video you have to review it at least once. I took a look and noticed something. The fold in the president’s pants, which is what it appeared to be, magically when away when he raised his leg and his pant’s got tighter as a result. If Obama was truly smuggling a tree trunk at the time, when the pants got tighter, it’d have been more noticeable — not vanish completely.


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The Gateway Pundit and conservatives have finally done it. This definitely is the scandal that will finally bring down the Obama presidency when he’s so close to the finish line. All anyone will think about when they hear the name Obama in the future is some black dude at full-mast, and things like the killing of Osama Bin Laden will be stuff nobody cares about anymore — all because of the boner that never was.


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