Ordinarily I would not bring you one of these kinds of stories because who really cares, right? However, this woman was so cray that my sides hurt from laughing so hard and I wanted to make you laugh too.
According to a California man, he was in a Santa Monica restaurant with his girlfriend when another diner lost her f*cking mind on him. He posted a video of the incident on Reddit with the following description:
Last night my girlfriend of four years and I were waiting patiently for a lady to order her food at this restaurant in Santa Monica, and I had my arms around her from behind and maybe kissed her on the top of the head once or twice, but that was the extent of it.Out of nowhere, the lady looks at us and exclaims emphatically how inappropriate [our] PDA was and how uncomfortable it was making her.
I thought she was joking because of how little we were actually making contact. I turned and kissed my girlfriend on the cheek and made a loud smack, and that’s where she really lost it.
He’s being nice when he says the woman “exclaims emphatically.” I would tell you more but let’s be honest, you just want to see the video, so have at it:
Yeah, she definitely isn’t one of ours, I think her whole “I’m an American you can get out” nonsense at the end makes that clear. Right-wingers better take ownership of that puritanical nonsense.