Gag-Worthy Family Photo Shows Trump’s Thoughts About His Daughter Would Likely Land Him In Jail

We aren’t necessarily saying that Donald Trump definitely wants to hump his own daughter. But, if you look at the picture below and listen to what he said in the video as well … we’re pretty sure that Donald Trump wants to hump his own daughter.

There’s kinda creepy, seriously creepy, stalker creepy and now we have a new level — Trump creepy. The joke is that every negative implication of the name Trump really just fits it so well, it’s as if it was always meant to be.


It’s well publicized that Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, has made more than one reference to banging his own flesh and blood. In September of 2015, Rolling Stone’s Paul Solotaroff reported:

At 69, he can still carry on like the teen who was yanked out of prep school and delivered to Col. Dobias, the take-no-shit instructor at the military academy. After I met Ivanka and praised her to her father, he said, ‘Yeah, she’s really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren’t happily married and, ya know, her father…’

Furthermore, after being asked by the hosts of The View how he’d feel if Ivanka posed for Playboy magazine, Trump offered this disturbing reply:

It would be really disappointing  — not really — but it would depend on what’s inside the magazine. I don’t think Ivanka would do that, although she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.

But that’s not even all! In 2003, he remarked on the Howard Stern Show:

You know who’s one of the great beauties of the world, according to everybody? And I helped create her. Ivanka. My daughter, Ivanka. She’s six feet tall, she’s got the best body. She made a lot money as a model — a tremendous amount.

British political blogger Tim Ireland posted the image of Trump and his daughter, Ivanka, on Twitter with the following caption yesterday:

At the time of this writing, it’s been shared over 2,500 times. I wonder if The Donald will try to sue all 2,500 Twitter users  who re-tweeted it? You really never know with this buffoon. Just ask Bill Maher and these other six unfortunate targets of Trump’s frivolous lawsuits.

I’ll give you four reasons off the top of my head why this is just…wrong:

1. What sort of look is that she’s giving her dad? I realize she was much younger then and I’m certainly not trying to villainize the poor super insanely rich girl, but, really? It’s a look very reminiscent of the ones the daughters give their dad’s at “Purity Balls.” Like the folks at Distractify observed:

Ok, so to start, this is not the look that a daughter should ever give her father. This is the look a sugar baby gives a sugar daddy while she’s slowly waiting for him to kick the bucket.

I wholeheartedly concur.

2. Why are they posed next to a statue of parrots f**king? If you didn’t catch it, take a closer look. Yep, those birds seem to be doing the nasty all right. SQUAWK!

3. What is up with the positions of their hands? Hers is gently caressing his face — a pose that is apropos for lovers perhaps, but a father/daughter photo? In this woman’s opinion, not so much. And why are Daddy Trump’s hand on Ivanka’s waist and thigh? I actually just looked through a few old family photo albums and I couldn’t find a single one in which my dad had his hand on my upper leg area — because ICKY YUCKY WEIRD.

4. While this has nothing to do with the pure grossness of this photograph, Donald Trump seems to have confused himself with another Don…Don Johnson of Miami Vice.

As Twitter user “Sammy” points out:

Once more, I wholeheartedly concur.

Now, ask yourself: what if a similar image of President Obama and one of his daughters posed like this emerged? We all know all Hell would break loose, but I seriously doubt The Donald will even admit this gem of a “family photo” is inappropriate. I mean, the man has repeatedly inferred that he’d bang Ivanka if she wasn’t his own daughter.

That’s some real presidential material right there. The fact that anyone takes this Creeper McCreeperton seriously proves this country is off the rails.

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