‘I’ll Fund My Own Campaign’ Trump Is Selling A Christmas Ornament For $149 Any Nazi Would Love

The Commander-in-Tweet is really hoping to cash in on this whole “President of the United States” thing. First, Ivanka issued an apology last week for using the “60 Minutes” interview as an opportunity to market her jewelry collection. And now, it seems dear old Donald’s campaign is going to try to cash in, too.

Featured on the campaign website is a Christmas ornament any good Trump deplorable (or white nationalist, same difference) would love to have, but likely can’t afford. It’s the infamous “Make America Great Again” red hat, trimmed out in 24 karat gold for a mere $149. The item description says:

Get in the Christmas spirit with your very own Make America Great Again Red Cap Collectible Ornament. Made of brass and finished in 24 karat gold, this ornament is sure to make any tree stand out.

Yeah, stand out as belonging to a douche family.

Image via donaldjtrump.com
Image via donaldjtrump.com

Awww, isn’t that. . . absolutely hideous?

It’s not hard to find, between the “Make America Great Again” beer koozies for $20 or the “Trump/Pence” red solo cups for $23, it seems this little red and gold bobble is the most expensive item on the page.

Look out, Hallmark.

Trump makes great ornaments. The best ornaments. The most Christmasy of ornaments.

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