Few First Ladies of the United States in recent history can compare to Michelle Obama — and the current First Lady isn’t one of them. Melania is as much out of her depth as her idiot husband, and it shows in just about everything she does. That’s why she’s been staying out of the limelight recently — because when she does step down from her ivory, gilded tower, stuff like this happens.
On Thursday, Melania celebrated “World Book Day” by reading to a group of children at New York Presbyterian Hospital. Or, at least, she posed like that’s what she was doing for the paparazzi, and then posted it on Twitter:
— Melania Trump (@FLOTUS) March 2, 2017
I have no doubt she was reading to them. But if you want to see “out-of-touch,” look no further.
Which, of course, is why the left-wingers on Twitter had a field day taking Melania down a few notches:
— Casey (@caseycmill) March 2, 2017
— Jenn Holden (@bijoublu007) March 2, 2017
— Karina Hirschfield (@hirschfieldk) March 2, 2017
— Trump With Dildos (@Trumpwithdildos) March 2, 2017
@FLOTUS Maybe you can give Jeff Sessions some books on ethics & lying under oath!
— Top Rope Travis (@TopRopeTravis) March 2, 2017
— Arden Craft (@ardencraft) March 2, 2017
— natalie daye (@nataliedaye) March 2, 2017
— Saturn (@SSTurnbull) March 2, 2017
— Betsey The Bike (@BetseyTheBike) March 2, 2017
— سیانور (@Methanenitrile) March 2, 2017
And, I think, my favorite of the bunch:
— annie (@AnnieBoyum13) March 2, 2017
Of course, no Twitter thread is complete without the emesis-inducing conservative responses, and those were there by the truck-load, too:
— Stay calm & Trump on (@Speshlk0510) March 3, 2017
We had one of those. You hated her because she was Black.
— Lisa Jarrell (@LisaJarrell70) March 2, 2017
As opposed to the vulgar speaking sexual predator-and-chief who married a nude model . . . it’s so adorable when these clueless halfwits pretend to have the moral high ground.
— Candy Priano (@candypriano) March 2, 2017
To quote the next response: “this is literally all she’s done.”
— Kathy Rios (@KathyRsam123) March 2, 2017
“Save our nation from ruin” = “protect dumb white people from the scary inner city Blacks and Spanish speakers.”
@FLOTUS You’re so beautiful. You might consider your platform being about inner beauty: teaching kids to honor themselves AND respect others
— Smiles (@Smilesnthesun) March 2, 2017
And remember: respect begins by marrying a sugar daddy.
@FLOTUS great job! You finally bring class to the Oval Office! Don’t bother with the hysterical losers let them drown in their tears. 👏
— Cricket (@TruaxC) March 3, 2017
And by “class” it should be painfully obvious at this point that they mean “white skin.” I mean, that’s all it’s ever meant.