Yup, you read that right. Naked Donald Trump statues are appearing in cities across the nation, terrorizing men, women, children and small animals as well. Here are some pictures (censored for public safety) to show you what it’s all about.
Note: The size of the Cheeto does not indicate the size of the “Donald” that it’s covering.
Here is a shot of the plaque attached to the base of the statue.
If you really want to see the uncensored version, you can navigate to @NYC_Patch on Twitter, who posted some close up videos of the statue. I want to stress that I’m not suggesting you actually do that. It’s a naked Trump for God’s sake. Don’t risk nightmares of stuff you can’t un-see.
The statues have so far appeared in New York, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Cleveland, and Seattle. The one in New York has, unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately?), been removed already by municipal authorities. Hopefully, they do the right thing and just destroy the statue. We don’t need to risk it resurfacing to traumatize the city a second time.
The subject of a naked Donald Trump, specifically the size of his “Donald,” has been an issue of much conjecture this election season. Normally, penis jokes about a presidential candidate wouldn’t be a thing, except for the fact that Trump was the first one to bring it up during the “tiny hands” phase he went through during the Republican presidential debates.
The moral of the story is probably this: Don’t offer up suggestions as to what you’re packing if you don’t want the public to respond. First, it was a painting which was … not complimentary. Now it’s the attack of the statues, which takes the horror of a naked Trump into three dimensions.