Dimwitted Dummy Donald Trump started his Thursday morning off with a nice tantrum on Twitter. Complaining that he’s being treated unfairly during this “witch hunt,” Poor Pumpkinhead can’t seem to get it through his thick skull or that helmet of a hairdo That he caused all of this. In just two tweets we all got to envision a grown — albeit somewhat juvenile and incredibly crass — 70-year-old man wallow into the Swamp of Sadness.
No Artex, NO!!!!
After waiting a few hours and mulling over what a clown he is and how he’ll always be remembered as the joke America played on itself, The Butternut Bigot copied and pasted his original “poor me” tweet and sent it out again:
With all of the illegal acts that took place in the Clinton campaign & Obama Administration, there was never a special counsel appointed!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 18, 2017
Yeah, stupid, we heard you the first time. Were there not enough trolls on the original tweet giving you a dose of reality or were you just not paying attention? OK, let me see if I can help:
You don’t understand the words you’re using. Obama and Clinton went through a partisan witch-hunt led by Darrell Issa and Trey Gowdy for four years. Let’s not even bring up birth certificates, emails that don’t exist and murders that never happened. There are more right-wing conspiracy theories surrounding those two than there are pussies you’ve grabbed. Don’t be ridiculous.
The difference is, Donnie, you did the things they’re accusing you of. You lie, you cheat, you lie some more…the American people can deal with an idiot and they may even be OK with a bit of a liar. You can’t be both and unfortunately, you most certainly are.
How does that feel?