When you have a pile of shit that is as big as the one known as Republican members of Congress it’s difficult to pick just one turd and say it smells the most. But a new GOP turd has just floated up closer to the top of the smelly heap.
That turd’s name is Markwayne Mullin. This 39-year-old Republican with the most redneck name in Congress who represents Oklahoma’s Second Congressional District wants his constituents to know that he doesn’t owe them one damned thing.
Markwayne (I’m calling him that instead of “Congressman Mullin” because I’ve never met a “Markwayne” before) met with voters from his district, and like many Republican town halls in recent weeks there were several things that he and they didn’t see eye to eye about. At some point in the meeting apparently one constituent reminded him that the people pay his salary. Markwayne had this to say in response:
You say you pay for me to do this? That’s bullcrap. I pay for myself. I paid enough taxes before I got here and continue to through my company to pay my own salary. This is a service. No one here pays me to go.
In other words, “Bend down and kiss my ass you little ignorant peons. Be glad that I am willing to go to Washington and vote to screw you over time and time again. And how dare you suggest that I should listen to you in any way, shape, or form.”
Markwayne is the typical little spoiled brat who was born with a silver pacifier shoved up his ass. He owns a series of businesses, including Mullin Plumbing and Heating, which he inherited from daddy. He hated President Obama’s stimulus, which he called a “horrible waste of tax dollars,” but his plumbing business collected some $370,000 from it. (Judging from the Yelp! reviews it has received, Markwayne might want to be a little nicer to his constituents, because it seems some of his plumbing customers aren’t terribly happy with him, either.)
And now he thinks taxpayers don’t pay his salary. You know what? I think it would be an excellent idea if Oklahoma taxpayers stopped paying his salary, by voting this little shit out of office at the next opportunity. In the meantime, if you’d like to send this arrogant peckerhead a little love note or voicemail, here’s how you can get in touch with him. (Please be polite. You won’t speak to Congressman Shitforbrains. You’ll get a staffer who makes far less money than he does, and who probably understands that you pay his or her salary.)
Washington D.C. Office:
1113 Longworth House Office Building
Washington, DC 20515
Phone: (202) 225-2701
Fax: (202) 225-3038
McAlester District Office:
1 E. Choctaw, Suite 175
McAlester, OK 74501
Phone: (918) 423-5951
Fax: (918) 423-1940
Muskogee District Office:
3109 Azalea Park Dr.
Muskogee, OK 74401
Phone: (918) 687-2533
Fax: (918) 686-0128
Markwayne has a Facebook page, too, where you can contact him. And if you need a plumber around Broken Arrow, Oklahoma, there are other businesses that have much better feedback than Mullin Plumbing.
Here’s what Markwayne said to the people he works for, in his own words, via Facebook: