During the Circus Peanut Tinted Piss Goblin’s press conference for which he lambasted the press and delivered his alternative facts to the American people, he asked April D. Ryan if the Congressional Black Caucus (CBC) were “friends of hers.” He also said she should set up a meeting with them for him. Because you know, all “the blacks” know each other. *eyeroll*
The CBC responded on Twitter saying they had sent Trump a letter on January 19 but he never responded. Upon looking at the letter it’s obvious why no response was given – it was a five-page letter. Trump only communicates in 140 characters or less.
— The CBC (@OfficialCBC) February 16, 2017
Twitter users were quick to offer up suggestions for Butternut Bill Cosby on how he can set up the meeting. They think he should reach out to one of his very favorite African-Americans and request that he set up the meeting. . . none other than the great, up and coming leader. . .
Fredrick Douglass, of course.
Why doesn’t Donald Trump ask Frederick Douglass to broker a meeting with the Black Caucus? He’s more and more influential.
— Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) February 16, 2017
“Someone get Frederick Douglass on the phone and tell him I want to meet with the Black Caucus” #TrumpPressConference
— Jordan 🥃 (@LegitimateGeek) February 16, 2017
If Frederick Douglass had introduced Trump to the Congressional Black Caucus like he was supposed to, he wouldn’t have had to ask April Ryan
— Ira Madison III (@ira) February 16, 2017
The person most ideally suited to smooth things over between Trump and the CBC is rising star Frederick Douglass.
— Brian Beutler (@brianbeutler) February 16, 2017
Why doesn’t this Frederick Douglass set up a meeting with the Black Caucus if he’s so fucking great?
— Soren Bowie (@Soren_Ltd) February 16, 2017
“Get April to set up a meeting with the Congressional Black Caucus. And have Frederick Douglass come along. I hear he’s doing a good job.”
— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) February 16, 2017
@pattonoswalt at least Trump didn’t ask the black reporter why Frederick Douglass refuses to return his calls.
— Your Canadian GF (@YourCanadianGF) February 16, 2017
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To be fair, Trumplestiltskin has reached to Frederick Douglass to set up a meeting between him and the CBC.
— ana (@anasansbanana) February 16, 2017
Bwahahahaha! Hopefully Frederick Douglass can sort all this out.