Trump’s Sons Are Pimping Their Dad Out Like A Presidential Hooker For ‘Charity’

It’s not ‘pay for play’ when Trump does it, duh

Remember when Republicans were super-duper outraged Hillary Clinton appeared to engage in “pay for play” through her family’s foundation during the election? Even though her foundation’s ties to foreign donors and the access they got to her are murky and convoluted, Republicans were irate. “HOW DARE SHE!!! She is LITERALLY Satan!” They howled.

Now, Donald Trump is making hypocrites out of all of them because he will openly be giving a private audience to whoever pays for his time — like a hooker, but presidential — and only to the super-wealthy! His sons are opening a Texas-based nonprofit called the Opening Day Foundation and selling access to their presidential father for “charity” — and you know how well the Trump’s run a charity (they give so much there is literally no evidence of it).


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Donald Jr. and Eric Trump will be holding the charity auction in Washington D.C. for unnamed conservation charities. Conservation is an issue near and dear to Trump’s son’s hearts you can tell because they’re always posing in nature with the rare dead animals they’ve murdered, which they call “protecting” in the brochure:

Something special happens when you step into nature. The world slows down just a bit, and you get a chance to breathe. From sea to sea, the great outdoors is one of America’s greatest national treasures – and we have a responsibility to protect and preserve it.

According to the brochure, the event will be held the day after Inauguration Day, WHICH OH MY GOD IS ONLY A MONTH AWAY THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING.

The least expensive package is called the “Wild Turkey” and costs $25,000. For that price, attendees are given six tickets and access to the VIP lounge and some commemorative gear and will watch have the pleasure of watching Toby Keith, Alabama, and other “surprise entertainers” (Spoiler: It’s probably Ted Nugent).


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The most expensive package is the “Bald Eagle” and costs $1 million. For one million buckaroos, the donor is allowed to bring 285 guests, will receive four autographed guitars from the performers at the charity, a multi-day hunting and fishing package with Donald Jr. and/or Eric (because conservation), and you guessed it, private time and a photo with Mr. President.

The “Grizzly Bear” ($500k) and the “Elk” ($250k) packages also include private time with Donald Trump.

The day after the inauguration is supposed to be Trump’s first day on the job, but how could he possibly miss a chance like this where our nation’s millionaires and billionaires line up to kiss his ring and chew his ear? Can’t he just wait to make America great again the week after or whatever!? Gawl.

This will likely not be the last time Trump sells his time and image now that he has accrued more power. I can’t speculate what will be discussed in these “private receptions” but I think it’s fair to say it’s an underhanded way of letting the nation’s 1 percent have special access to the man running the country. Especially after he made so many promises not to be swayed by money or special interests. The Trump family is testing you, testing their supporters to see if they can normalize this behavior from the very first day. And I’m willing to bet no one on the right will be howling “PAY FOR PLAY!” Instead, they’ll trot out excuses or they’ll look the other way while the President they wanted makes fools of them all.

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