Guess what everyone?! Serial pussgrabber and former Fox News CEO Roger Ailes is dead! Like Justice Scalia dead. He’s now floating around in heaven…just kidding…he’s definitely in Hell grabbing Phyllis Schlafly’s gross conservative vagina. In case you couldn’t tell, I am extremely happy that one more horrible fucking person has been removed from our plant and no, I don’t give a f*ck if that’s mean. But apparently I’m not the only the only person who feel this way because Twitter is just full of happiness:
Look at all of the happy Twitter folk:
Roger Ailes has died. Wow. Sending deep and heartfelt condolences to everyone who was abused, harassed, exploited, and unjustly fired by him
— Marc Lamont Hill (@marclamonthill) May 18, 2017
Yes, those are the people we should be thinking about today.
Roger Ailes is dead. He just…ran out of power. And importance…
And now…a moment’s silence in memory of the many women he harassed…
— John Cleese (@JohnCleese) May 18, 2017
To be fair, he ran out of power a year ago when the women he hurt said “fuck you.”
He wasn’t perfect, but Roger Ailes was my friend & I loved him. Not sure I would have been President w/o his great talent, loyal help. RIP.
— George Bush (@GeorgeHWBush) May 18, 2017
Yes, Ailes racist ads were instrumental in getting Bush Sr. elected.
RIP roger ailes pic.twitter.com/1NB8wIX7US
— KRANG T. NELSON (@KrangTNelson) May 18, 2017
I don’t need femimssn RIP Roger Ailes, I guess God needed an extra angel. To harass all the women in heaven so they feel at home
— WomanAgainstFeminism (@NoToFeminism) May 18, 2017
Many people are saying, “Without Roger Ailes, we wouldn’t have…” It boils down to “The world is worse off because Roger Ailes lived in it”
— The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit) May 18, 2017
No doubt. Without Ailes we would probably not have Trump. Fox News has dumbed down America to the point that a bunch of racists elected a reality tv star.
That’s Ailes’ legacy.