Lord Cheeto has a disposition worse than that of a petulant child. In fact, attempting to make the comparison is insulting to petulant children, everywhere. We’ve watched this grown man, in his very unpleasant shade of orange, throw tantrum after tantrum.
Now, people on Twitter are speculating about his first tantrum as President of the United States. While it is certainly a sad state of affairs that we even have someone like Trump as the President-elect to poke fun of in this way, some of these are funny, nonetheless.
LEGO turns out to be the lowest bidder for the wall contract.#PresidentTrumps1stTantrum
— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) November 15, 2016
Putin refuses to send nudes. #PresidentTrumps1stTantrum
— Toni Summer (@ToniSummer3) November 15, 2016
Not allowed to turn the White House orange
— 🦃Blake Raab🦃 (@N4BWR) November 15, 2016
I thought President’s could date their daughters! #PresidentTrumps1stTantrum
— Jimm Retling (@JimmRet) November 15, 2016
Where the hell is my golden crown? #PresidentTrumps1stTantrum
— Brandon Cloud (@theclobra) November 15, 2016
Storms out of birthday party because Marilyn Monroe isn’t there to sing to him.#PresidentTrumps1stTantrum
— Shea Browning ⚖ (@sheabrowning) November 15, 2016
Nobody carries gloves in his size #PresidentTrumps1stTantrum
— Keebler sidejob (@kauffeemann) November 15, 2016
What do you mean I can’t gold flake the White House?!
— Misfit Toy Muttley (@Ti_FusedCynic) November 15, 2016
Members of Congress won’t leave when he says, “You’re fired.” #PresidentTrumps1stTantrum
— Richie the C (@RtotheTtotheC) November 15, 2016
Not only is this man a dangerous threat to humanity, he is a laughingstock to anyone with half a brain.
It’s going to be a long four years.