Who Said It: Actor Joe Pesci In ‘Goodfellas’ Or WH Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci

It’s becoming increasingly more difficult to tell the criminals from the politicians in the White House. Between the wannabe New York mob moving in and quite possibly the real Russian mob calling the shots, the question of who is and isn’t utterly, morally bankrupt is a tricky one.

Seriously, it’s a tricky one, since the answer is probably nobody.


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However, in the name of good fun, why don’t we put this to the test and compare the words of one White House official — Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci — with a famous fictional mobster: Tommy DeVito, from the movie Goodfellas. See if you can tell which man said what.

WARNING: Very naughty language!

#1: “[He’s] is a fucking paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac.” (Scroll down for answer)

Answer: Anthony Scaramucci said this while talking about Reince Priebus.

#2: “I’ve done nothing wrong on my financial disclosures, so they’re going to have to go fuck themselves.”  (Scroll down for answer)


Answer: For those who guessed Anthony Scaramucci again, you’re right!

#3: “Fucking rat anyway. His family’s all rats. He’ll grow up to be a rat.”  (Scroll down for answer)

Answer: No, this isn’t Scaramucci talking about Trump and his family. This is DeVito from Goodfellas.

#4: “We’re New Yorkers. We don’t want to run the place like that.”  (Scroll down for answer)


Answer: Scaramucci again.

#5: “I’m not [him], I’m not trying to suck my own cock.”  (Scroll down for answer)

Answer: Scaramucci, this time discussing Steve Bannon.

#6: “What the fuck are you doing? You’re hanging around my fucking neck like a vulture, like impending danger.” (Scroll down for answer)

Answer: Tommy DeVito. But be honest — at this point, you weren’t 100% certain, were you?


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