Wingnuts Were Asked To Finish The Sentence ‘I Am A Gun Owner Because …’ — Here’s What They Said

Guns in America is a hot-button issue that brings passionate responses from both sides of the coin.  When you focus on the right-wing extremist, however, you tend to get a true feel of why the demographic that buys more weapons than any other feels they need to own them.

The Facebook hate-page Barack Obama’s Dead Fly recently posted this question to their fans:

gun owner

Overwhelmingly the answer was “because I can.”  OK, sounds pretty simple.  There’s an amendment to the constitution that hasn’t been repealed stating that the right to bear arms shall not be infringed.

“A well-organized militia being necessary to the security of a free state,” offers up questions that many demand answers to, but that’s beside the point.

So what are the reasons the modern conservative extremist ammosexual gives for owning a deadly weapon?

a1

Me too.  People who scare me the most are those carrying guns around who are more likely to shoot someone out of fear than for an actual reason.

 

a2
Why dial 911 when you can be judge, jury and executioner?  Remember the girl who was gunned down on a gun nut’s front porch because she knocked on the door looking for help after an accident?  That homeowner dialed the wrong number for sure.

 

a3

Oh beautiful, for spacious skies…

When Red Dawn happens and our country is invaded, I’ll be the first guy to run to Dick’s Sporting Goods to take up arms against our aggressors.  Our domestic enemies unfortunately consist of people like you who think they need to revolt against the gub’mint.

 

a4

And “too” is too difficult to spell.  The argument that you’re far more likely to die if you resist an armed robber notwithstanding, you’re an idiot.

 

a5

I don’t know if you’ve seen the pictures or read the reports, but the government isn’t exactly at a disadvantage when it comes to dealing with ignorant people planning a revolution.

 

a6

I have to admit I’m not a particularly religious man, but I’m fairly certain that there isn’t a single mention of guns in any religious text.  God only loves people like Connie who are willing to kill indiscriminately and take up arms against America.

 

a7

Well, that’s special.  By blue helmets you must mean the police.  You should hook up with .357 guy.  You can get drunk, stock up on canned peaches for your bunker and play Russian Roulette.

 

a8

At first I though this was a joke until I looked at Chuck’s profile and realized just how idiotic he truly is.  Thank you for invoking the spirit of Paul Revere.  He just rolled over in his grave.

 

a9

I have no idea what that means.  Please in the future try to limit your posts to cute cats and what you had for dinner.

 

a91

Well that’s just…disturbing.  Lane here carries for one reason and one reason only.  To kill.  A good Christian conservative is always ready to end a life.

 

a92

No, it doesn’t.  Not all liberals are anti-2nd amendment, we’re anti-stupidity.  If you own a gun for this reason you qualify as stupid and should never load it.  Ever.

 

a93

All you need is love!  And bullets.  Lots and lots of bullets.  I love my family, friends and neighbors, too.  We tend to show our affection by having cookouts and sending Christmas cards.

 

a94

Godwin’s law says that all Internet debate will eventually arrive at The Third Reich and/or Hitler, and that he who goes there first loses.

You lose.

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  • no real reasons i see . just some cute ass rhetoric.

  • Carlos

    The “blue helmets” reference is to U.N. troops, which the conspiracy community thinks is going to come in to enforce some imagined rule that calls for them to subjugate us.